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KJS
Originating from the shores of Seaton Carew, North East England in 1982, KJS wasn’t born, but more “conjured”. His parents were wise mystics who “couldn’t be arsed with that pregnancy lark” and opted for the easy option. This was to backfire however, as KJS himself inherited these powers and used them for no good.

He dissociated himself from his parents at just 18 months old, and went on a rampage, firing lightning bolts from his fingers at the elderly, and drawing penises on bus stops with magic pencils.
It wasn’t until 2 years later, a time during which KJS had slept beneath piers and in derelict stables, that an astute local vagabond named “Angus” would show him the error of his ways. Angus looked after KJS for 7 years until his untimely passing at the hands of a Seahorse.

Distraught and confused, KJS, now 10 years old, sought help from his parents, who welcomed him into their home with open arms. Now one of 12 magical brothers, KJS would use his powers for good, zapping the shit out of any troublemakers he passed on his travels, and with the assistance of his family, he would become almost invincible.

He completed school and joined the army, where his skills were a vital factor in numerous conflicts, including “the battle of Catterick barracks”, where he thwarted an attempt by Private Stephane Pounewatchy and Corporal Jon Newsome to steal everyone else’s packed lunch.

The army made him a better person, but he left to seek out a top notch education, which brings us to today, where he studies for a Business Management degree and leads a “normal” life, only utilising his powers when completely necessary – such as the time ATO’s Maddie wiped his favourite pen on his arse crack.

KJS now keeps order on the infamous TwistedOutlook.com - a place where many rejects and outcasts have assembled to share their thoughts and passions with the whole world.









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